Alexandrian Government releases treason suspect due to admin cock up
By Guido Zambelis
M. Franco Torres, the person who allegedly sent a number of treasonous messages to Alexandrian citizens, has been released from the Conciergerie after the Emperor himself declared the apprehension illegal. The Government claimed to have …

Intermicronational News Service

F*ck That Sh*t! Update
By Catherinette
Disney: That was really nice of him. Me: Yeah, he wants me. Disney: How could you tell? Me: It was the look in his eyes when he said it. What he really meant by “a good day” was “my cock in your mouth.”

Bridget Jones Has Nothing On Me

National plans $50 levy on all criminals to pay for victims’ expenses
By Bomber(Bomber)
Wow, forget the slippery cock ups last month or the fact he can’t recall his own policy or indeed is actually telling the Public what National policy actually is, you have to give it up for Key with this announcement, I increasingly …

TUMEKE!

What a Bloody Fiasco
By Phil Slocombe
It is real triumph for British Cock ups that puts the Wembley fiasco in the shade. 28000 bags are now in temporary storage and may not be returned to their owners for a week. BA cancelled another 54 flights today and will cancel 50 …

My Telegraph : Phil Slocombe

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